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Local Chester County Man Turns 30PAOLI, Pa., May 10, 2019 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Turn5 is proud to announce that Robert Dustin Hunt, more commonly known as “Bobby Digital,” has turned 30 years old. Turn5, where Rob is the Chief Merchandising Officer, hosted a celebratory breakfast in beautiful Paoli, PA. The event was widely attended by both of his friends along with a few resistant family members. The small crowd came out for the free meal provided. The support of Rob’s team and subordinates was strong with a robust turnout as attendance was mandatory. “I can’t believe my little Bobby is 30 years old today, it seems like just yesterday he potty trained himself while simultaneously learning Excel macros,” Rob’s mother said beaming with pride through tears of joy. Rob’s wife Michelle was not in attendance due to a prior dog-sitting engagement. She did not send her regrets and when asked for comment said, “Rob is only 30?” When small talk turned to how Rob has maintained peak physical condition over the past three decades, he credited his strict diet of Sour Patch Kids, Swedish Fish, Candy Canes and Cherry Coke Zero as well as his frequent visits to the allergist. Chatter quickly ceased after te mention of Candy Canes because at this point Rob began to speak for nearly five minutes without interruption on what he called, “The Peak Economies of Scale: Purchasing Candy Canes Outside of Seasonality.” During the party it was boasted that Rob holds the US record for the longest allergy shot treatment with an impressive seven years, three months and 12 days. He even scheduled an appointment on his special day, giving a whole new meaning to birthday shots! During the celebratory breakfast, Rob attempted to sincerely thank everyone for attending, but attendees noted a definite lack of excitement and emotion. “Everyone please leave me alone… I'm not very fond of parties or surprises,” Rob said as he edged his way toward the door. He proceeded to return to his desk a full half hour before the celebrations were concluded and spent the rest of the day by himself, eating candy and watching YouTube videos about math equations and space. Coworkers noted it was the happiest he looked all day. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB! To commemorate the momentous occasion, a custom 40-foot inflatable with the likeness of Rob was erected in his honor, putting his striking good looks on display for all of Paoli to enjoy. A photo accompanying this announcement is available at //www.globenewswire.com/NewsRoom/AttachmentNg/68cc3eee-bfb8-4ebb-aa86-48cc6e24a5f5 About Turn5, Inc. Media Contacts:
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