When you have a friend or loved one that needs a pick me up, you can send a telegram or a candygram. But sometimes the best way to express ourselves is not through words or sweets. Sometimes, we need to unleash our childish, immature, loud and stinky side. Sometimes the only response to a situation is to pass gas. Now, thanks to modern technology, we are not limited to tormenting those in our immediate vicinity (trapped in the same room or car as you – or under the blankets with you if you unleash the truly formidable “Dutch oven”). You can now send a Fart O Gram prank call to any unsuspecting victim.
In fact, the folks behind the Fart O Gram prank call service have upgraded with lots of smelly new features. The service, according to the folks at Fart O Gram, is as easy as cutting cheese. Just sign up for a free account at FartoOGram.com, enter the number of the phone you wish to prank, and then select the type of stinky sentiment you want to send. The classy messages range from “ninja farts” to “flatulent telemarketing skits. With the site upgrade, you can create a contact book with common targets, and even record and submit your favorite messages. You get three free sneak attacks per day, but you can buy credits if you want to, err, spread the love around.
If you’re nervous about your recipient’s reaction, you can call from an anonymous number, and there are some restrictions for targets in certain states. But if you have an immature sense of humor – and friends that share it, this is for you. It’s not that silent, but certainly deadly…
Edited by Carlos Olivera